You friends would have to know my husband personally to truly appreciate this post. He is a character folks and I say this with great love: He is as country as a turnip green! (Ha, have you ever heard that saying?) He is what he is … a brilliant man, great business man, but he DOESN’T put on airs. Ok, with this foundation laid, I’ll continue with the situation that happened.
My hubby decided to go see a dermatologist today because he has this spot on his back that is always itching. (Ok, just so you know — he gave me permission to share this.) :o)
When he made the appointment, the receptionist asked if he would like a “whole body exam” since he had never been to a dermatologist. His response, “Yep, might as well cover it all.”
He arrived and entered the little examination room in the back.
The doctor’s assistant said, “Sir, if you’ll remove your clothes and sit here, the doctor will be right in. Place this over your lap” as she handed him a paper coverlet.
My hubby proceeded to remove his clothes (except he left on his ball cap) and sat on the table. What a visual … men! What woman would leave on a hat?
The doctor walked in, froze off some bumps, answered some of his questions and started the exam. She started at his feet and worked up his leg. Then she raised his little paper coverlet and IMMEDIATELY DROPPED IT! She said, “Sir, you didn’t need to remove your underwear!” ROFL!!!! (For those who don’t know — rofl = roll on floor laughing.) WHAT WAS HE THINKING!?!?!? Men shouldn’t go to the doctor without their wives. ha ha
You would have to know him personally to appreciate his sense of humor. He said, “Well, you told me to take off my clothes.” Then he said, “Well, that ain’t a mole, so don’t burn it off.” Sigh … poor FEMALE doctor and FEMALE assistant. I’m sorry to be crude, but that is what my romeo said to the poor women. He said the assistant had to turn around and face the wall to regain her composure. He said the doctor apologized because she had tears streaming down her face (from laughing).
Do you see what I put up with? I almost want to write the doctor and apologize … lol.
So there is a free laugh for you. If only I had a picture of this episode. Well, the part with him wearing a hat on the table. Ha.
This is the funniest post I have read in a long time. I can totally picture this….and I do believe my hubby might even do this if he had the chance.
AND my hubby would leave his hat on too!
God Bless !!!
Having a medical background, I LOVE IT! I am sure it was just what the doctor needed in the midst of what may have been a difficult day.
ROFL, andrea
Brother Boaz..I am glad the Doctor didn't mistake any of your equipment for a mole….for BROTHER STANKY there would be no question but I am glad you clarified it for her….I would have hated to have seen the person BIOPSYING the so called MOLE…
When we come to your farm, I may not be able to look at him. This is just so funny I'm seriously laughing out loud.
I was eating cheese crackers and I wished there was a warning not to eat or drink before reading this post 🙂 LOL…Good one! Well, at least the doctor was able to examine EVERYTHING! Blessings.
Now, that is funny.
Oh boy…did I need that laugh…how hilarious. My husband would have done the SAME thing…that is the cutest post of the day…just hilarious!
Oh that is too funny!!!! Can't believe he let you post that one 😉
Oh Beth (and hubby!) thanks for the laugh. Too funny!
Bwah-hahahaha! That is hilarious! Oh, Beth, he and Bill would get along GREAT!
Several years ago, Bill was scheduled for a big V (vasectomy). As they were wheeling him to the OR, a nurse dropped an armload of charts. As she bent down to pick them all up, he hollered, "Oh, PLEASE, don't get me mixed up with someone getting an amputation!" See what I mean? lol
BTW, we say here, "He's as country as cornbread!" 😉
Hope Boaz ended up getting a good report. Hehe
I think I may die laughing…..I have tears going down my face. I read it once to myself and then I had to read it to Thomas. Oh my word!!!!
I SO NEEDED THAT LAUGH!
ROFL!
Thanks for sharing this very funny and oh so typical male story!
Love and blessings,
Jill
Ok, in his defense? They said TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES! I would thinkt hat meant get nekkid, too.
Totally LOL at "That Ain't a Mole."
Oh my gosh, Beth…that is HILARIOUS!!! This would be perfect for the Friday Funny meme!!!!!
You are too funny sharing this, Beth.
Heeeelarious indeed, humor definitely runs in the family!
LOL. So what did they do about the mole on his back? Dare he go back again?
So funny! I feel for the doctor and her assistant trying to maintain their composure while laughing!
Love Collette xxx
This was funny….It is my 1st laugh for the day….
Nlessings
bernice
A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!
I think keeping the baseball cap on made it all the more funny!
It's cool that everyone was able to laugh and not get all embarrased!
smooches,
Larie
HILARIOUS!!!!!
I'll have to share my husbands story when he went in for his original vasectomy (yeah, that's another story in itself)…
….sounds like your hubby and mine have the same sense of humor.
Love it!
Yes, a man would say that,,LOL.
This is hysterical!!!!!!! That poor Dr will remember this for the rest of her life!!!!!
Hope you are doing great my friend. I've been keeping up with you on your site and sounds like you're one busy lady!!
Love ya!
Deb
Beth…I'm sorry to say, but that's about the FUNNIEST story I've read in a very LONG time! Definitely would have been something I would do, so your poor hubby has my utmost sympathy! That comment of his is just the icing on the cake! TOO FUNNY!!!
Men is right!!! LOL that is sooo funny!!! Sounds about right if you ask me! Glad that he did not SCARE them!!!
Glasses are still around just can't fit them under the helmet sometimes!!! 😉
too funny
Now I am LMBO!
Ha!
Gotta love him 🙂
Thanks for steering me over for the laugh.
Looking forward to more laughing when I get my new laptop and opening a page is not like pulling teeth 🙂
Beth, I can count on you for a good laugh from time to time. Love it.
I am sure that they'll be talking about that for a long time! 🙂
That is too funny.
Why is it that when women are told to remove their clothes, we have to remove them ALL, but men don't? Not fair!
If I were the doctor I would have laughed the moment I walked in at his wearing the cap, lol!
You know, he only did what she asked!
Oh about the freezer: it helps that somebody left the freezer door open during the heatwave this summer and we had to toss all the food out. So I've been slowly rebuilding.
Sometimes after freezing batches of chili and soup and having some convenience type foods (like burritos or frozen pizza) in there, I don't have any room to make and freeze a casserole.
This is an absolute riot! Priceless for sure. I can only imagine the doctor's surprise when she removed the paper gown.
But you know to give hubs credit, he could very well have some concerns on his hips or buttocks that the doctor would want to check all his skin.
Granted we women would've verified prior to undressing exactly what articles were to be removed.
I would have loved to see the faces of the doctor/assistant laughing.
Thanks for sharing.
Holy cow, that's so funny! And I wouldn't bother with a note of apology. They'll probably write your husband one for making them laugh the rest of the day.
I love your husband!! That is so funny. While I was reading, I kept thinking….does that mean "all" his clothes. I probably would have done the same thing…rofl!!
hahaha… I just had a good belly laugh.. this is oo hillarious for words… :-)))
My brother's wife goes with Him to the hospital for check ups.. He has no idea whatsoever… lol
Too funny! Thank you much love x
LOL, what a story!
That was just too funny!
Thats hyterical!!! Thanks for sharing! I was jjust stopping by to say hi!
Ahhhhh…lol, lol, lol!!!! Men, can't live with em can't live without em. What I wouldn't give to have a picture of him with that cap on and a paper drape.
LOL So funny!!!!
Too funny Beth; what a visual. I won't go there. LOL.
hilarious!
HAHAHAHAHAHA….OOh Boy. That os some funny stuff. Poor doctor…I would have had to leave the room to get it together again.
That's too funny! It sounds like something my own country speakin' husband would do! Thanks for the laugh:)
Oh my gosh, SO FUNNY!!!!
I needed that laugh! Thank you Beth!