Yay! Monday is here again! It is time to link with MckMama at My Charming Kids to share some things we would rather not admit. Ha. Sit back and enjoy!
Nope, it wasn’t me! I wasn’t the one who was so busy following the exact measurements of chicken broth that I started pouring it
into the pan ONTO the LID that was COVERING the pan! Can we say A MESS on a stainless steel gas cook top? Did you know if you spill a cup full of chicken broth on the gas flames that they go out?
It wasn’t me who said to my daughter, “I need to hurry and get in the shower” just to hear her say, “You do look kindof dirty” immediately followed with a big grin and “I’m sorry Mommy.” lol How rude!
It wasn’t my husband who set our burglar alarm to “away” before he went to bed (instead of “stay”)! If you have an alarm, you know what happened. The moment I got out of my chair the alarm went off — piercing my ears! It wasn’t my daughter who slept through the entire event. And it wasn’t my husband who stayed in bed — not daring to check if an intruder had come into our home. lol
Not me, I’m not the Mom who told her child she could have a balloon as long as she HELD ONTO IT in the truck! (Famous last words, right?) I’m not the Mom who was concerned that a stray balloon might float in front of her as she drove! What do you suppose happened?!?!?!
Yep! To the back of the Suburban it went! It wasn’t my daughter with the concerned look on her face. Poor thing.
It wasn’t MY daughter, nope not my Sweet Little Girl… Aunt Luanne watched our princess for us while we went out with friends. While there, Aunt Luanne showed our princess her new dress that she was going to wear to church on Sunday. Aunt Luanne asked princess, “Do you like my new dress?” and princess said, “Ummmm. NO!” Shocked and wondering what was coming next, Aunt Luanne asked, “Why? What’s wrong with my new dress?” As princess danced around, jumping like a typical 3 year old, she said, “Because it is all butterfly-ie.” Aunt Luanne said, “Don’t you like butterflies?” and princess said, “Well yes, IN THE SKYYYYY, NOT ON a DRESS!” LOL! Ok, so that was MY daughter. I can’t deny it. LOL 
Have a great “Not Me” Monday friends! To read more NMM posts, click HERE.
Girlfriend, the last time I looked it was still Sunday! LOL You’re on the ball this week. :o)
These are great NM’s and your little girl is hilarious. Haha
Love ya
Good for you! Do you know what an encourager you are. It is always so good to have your positive feedback and wordup. God Bless.
Wow I am glad I did not skip an entire day LOL…
Great Not Me post…the butterfiley comment hysterical.
No, not you. lol
Too funny my friend. Actress does not accept red ballons from anyone, because the Red ones are the ones that float away. I see that is the same for your daughter too. LOL
I couldn’t help but chuckle when I read the name of your town! Cute pictures and loved the music playing as I read:))
No its not you that posted a Monday post on Sunday… lol
You are to fun! I just love your daughters comment. Wonder where she gets her spirit from. hmmmm
OVER ACHIEVER!! You just wanted to be the first one this week didn’t you? Great ones!! ROFL about the butterfly dress!
Even on Sunday, I love them and I laughed (out loud) more than once!
Your daughter is adorable. Kids do say the darndest things sometimes don’t they?? Too funny!
I enjoyed this but did I miss out on Sunday??? just kidding.
I’m so impressed that you got a jump start on your Monday’s post…way to go! Hope you’ve had a great Sunday!
This was a fun post to read…sounds like your little girl believes in calling things as they are…can’t fault her for that! 🙂
LOL about the broth!
And I think that picture is sooooo funny w/ the balloon and your daughter not even bothering w/ it!!
That’s o.k. I already have my Monday meme up. I was scared to death of that Mr. Linky thing and just wanted it up early in case there was a problem! First meme post jitters, I guess, lol!
Loved the not me’s. Now I want to see a picture of your friend’s dress!
I love the butterfly comment ! Children are so honest! It was neat to see all the pics with this meme!
She's so cute, but she sure did look worried in that picture. Funny that you caught it in a photo. Mine got a balloon string tied around her neck once when she was about 15 mos old. Better to let it go than have that happen. Had to stop & untangle the string.
How funny!!
I am new here! What a great blog 🙂
whew I thought it was Monday! LOL
I loved the photo with your daughter and the balloon precious!
the alarm been there and it scares the crud out of you too!!
Have a wonderful Monday my friend 🙂
Hi Beth,
The pics. of your little one tell it all . I just love the expressions on her face. This was so refreshing and funny.
Thanks for sharing.
Blessings,
Sue
lol, kids say the darnest things don’t they?? My kids also have lost several balloons and wept, but I had to remind them that the balloon went to heaven and Jesus will hold on to it for them 😉
very cute! your daughter is beautiful :O)
You have a great blog Beth. Very active and alive. I connected through another blogger looking for other Christian blogs.
God bless your work on His behalf.