Now is the time of the week when I link up with MckMama at My Charming Kids to “not” confess some of the “happenings” of this past week.
Ok, THEN the daughter inhaled the doughnut and insisted on the Manderin oranges! Argh … it wasn’t ME who groaned — had to GET UP and HAD TO WALK into the kitchen – as if it was such an effort! Sigh!
It certainly wasn’t me who endured such humiliation!!! I know this “woman” (clearing throat) who has a painter at her house … and this poor soul (the woman) has a laundry room — located at the OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE HOUSE from the room she is having painted for her daughter. This sweet lady thought that surely a room — in the back of the house — that NOBODY outside of the 3 people who live in the house is ALLOWED TO ENTER — would be safe! Right? Well, against her better judgment, she left the sweet painter and went to the bank. To her HORROR the utility room door was standing wide OPEN when she returned. THANK GOD IT WASN’T ME WHO STOOD THERE WITH HER HEART POUNDING IN HER NECK!!! Waaaaaaaa, scream, it wasn’t me. Sniff, sniff! Yes, the painter used the deep sink in the utility room. It wasn’t my utility room floor covered in cat liter (can’t stand that stinkin’ cat), or a layer of dust from the dryer! It wasn’t my deep sink that was full of dirt where a rainbow vacuum tank was washed. Nope, not meeeeeeeeeee. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
I’m glad it wasn’t MY DAUGHTER who was caught playing in our commode. It wasn’t my bathroom floor that was covered in toilet water (and I don’t mean perfume)! I certainly didn’t have to clean it all up before a visitor could use our bathroom. Nope, not me.
(Ok, so the cat picture is supposed to make you feel great pity for me. Ha.)
I wasn’t the one running late for church (due to her blogging obsession). It wasn’t ME who realized her daughter’s skirt was a size too big and decided to take up the skirt with a needle and thread (even though she was already late). Nope, not ME. So now you understand how this poor Mom got stabbed with a very sharp little needle while hurrying and stressing. She certainly didn’t have to stop what she was doing to get a band-aid due to the blood running out of her finger. Sure am glad IT WASN’T ME.
IT ALSO WASN’T ME WHO WORE BLACK SLACKS TO CHURCH WITH BRIGHT PURPLE UNDERGARMENTS!!!! This wouldn’t have been an issue IF THE PANTS HAD BEEN ZIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scream! NOT ME! I would have never been in such a frenzy that I would have missed my ZIPPER! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Unfortunately, this list could go on, but to save myself from depression — I will bring it to an end.
Oh, my goodness…I am sitting here laughing at..ummm, I mean “with” you!!
Too funny! I pray your day today is much better!
Blessings!
~Beth
This is toooooo funny reading all this. I guess some of the best comedy material came from bloopers like yours. And no, of course it was not funny for you at the time, but dear Lord is it all relatable!
A big hug for you across the waters. Enjoy your day!
I think we have all had one child play in the toilet…LOL
Stuntman stepped in it just Saturday. ugh
Your list is HILARIOUS….oh I understand that cat thing…gosh sometimes I wish mine would go to kitty heaven isn’t that awful. I got two of them good homes but I still have two and one is so attached to me I think she would die with any one else–it does not help that sometimes I would like to kill her. If you only knew what my cats have done you would pick up your jaw from the floor–let me just say don’t ever leave your dryer door open….lol no it’s not funny.
WOW that is quite a week! The orange thing and potty thing have both happend here.
I have the most respect for those who do Not Me Monday, they are always a great lifter to start the week!!!
I thought my week was bad, but somehow, you made mine look better! LOL! So, thanks for that! :O)
Hahaha! Purple panties…you’re a hoot!
Thanks so much for my award. It takes me quite a bit of time to get those posted (I’m slow when it comes to trying to figure out how to do it), so I’ll post it as soon as I can, okay? You’re so sweet to think of me! :o)
Those darn zippers can be a problem, can’t they? I’ve been known to forget a time or two. I love your Not ME days. Maybe I’ll need to check this out too. You always make me laugh which is good for the soul… and heart.
My MIL doesn’t read but it sounds like we had a similar Sunday morning…Satan was on the rampage. I was ashamed to even post my “Not Me Monday” but I know I’m not perfect and everybody should know that too. Hope you are having a wonderful night!
Oh yeah, Go Heels!
Tara
OH YOU Cracked me UP! (Note to self: Wear undergarments that match your slacks if you are prone to leaving your zipper undone!) Unfortunately, I figured that one out a loooong time ago. How embarassing!