Now is the time when I link up with MckMama at My Charming Kids to confess things that I’d rather not admit. Free therapy, right?
It certainly wasn’t me who opened the big Hersey-kiss filled candy cane that was a “left over” from my husband’s Christmas stocking! And I certainly didn’t eat almost every piece! Wait, I meant it wasn’t me who ate EVERY SINGLE KISS! Nope, not me.
It was some other wife who used a head-cold as an excuse to get out of a romantic situation with her husband for just one more night (lol)! Not me — I’m such a submissive and obedient wife.
It certainly wasn’t me who was so distracted by her MIL pulling in the drive that she cut a big gash in her hand with the knife she was using! Nope, not I. Who goes to get stitches? Not I. No, really — I DIDN’T GET STITCHES. Don’t feel sorry for me. :o)
I’m certainly not the lady who was so desperate for a piece of chocolate later in the week that she ate one lonely, deserted, OLD piece of dark chocolate hiding in the bottom of the candy dish — especially since she doesn’t even LIKE dark chocolate. Not me — nope, sure wasn’t!
I’m certainly not the Mommy who “accidentally” deleted Charlie and the Chocolate Factory off of our Tivo play list. Oops! I wouldn’t have crushed my 3 1/2 year old daughter’s obsession with that stupid movie for anything in this world! Nope, wasn’t me!
OH MY GOSH, IS THERE A CHOCOLATE THEME OR WHAT?!?!? Someone pray for me!
I guess that is it for my chocolate obsessions — I mean confessions this week. Enjoy your Not Me Monday everyone! For more NMM posts, please visit MckMama. Click HERE.
Oh Beth,
I laughed so hard at this…and yes, I see the chocolate theme going on here! lol
Have a blessed Monday, my friend.
Hugs to you!
Would it make you feel worse if I told you I don’t like chocolate? OK, I won’t say it. Hope your head cold feels better soon 🙂
OMGosh…I ate a bag of those same Kisses this week…they are so yummy! We also watched Charlie and the Chocolate factory this week too. The girls are in the local theater production of Willy Wonka Jr. Should be fun.
that is way too funny! and yes I did notice a certain theme but I wasn’t going to mention all of the choclate! -have a happy Monday, Laurie
It wasn’t me who got into my son’s Christmas chocolate either this week. I mean I couldn’t find any other chocolate. What was I supposed to do? OOOps that wasn’t me!
This is hilarious… as I have done the exact same thing! lol eaten that dark chocolate just cause it was there!!! I dont like it either…man that made me laugh out loud.
And I might have gotten the stiches if I had seen MIL pulling in… yikes!! lol
God bless-
Amanda
Beth, when I need to laugh I can come to you!
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Love & hugs, In Christ, Deanna
I am just getting over a cold and haven’t been feeling the best. What good medicine you are Beth! I couldn’t help myself. I laughed and laughed at your antics. You’re such fun!
I, too, noticed that chocolate theme….I would never miss that!
Glad to know that your hand is o.k.
BTW, I have never seen Charlie and the Chocolate factory.
I hope you’re feeling better! BTW, good ol’ Vick’s VapoRub, when rubbed under your nose, will help clear one’s sinuses AND serve as a hubby repellent, of sorts. Haha! Now who would pull something like that? NOT ME! ;o)
I almost choked on my handful of semi-sweet chocolate chips when I read your chocolate confessions! I couldn’t believe I had just raided my stash and then read your post! lol
You crack me up…
Chocolate it calls my name!! Great Not me Monday!!
Hey Beth,
Chocolate is my real weakness! Dark Chocolate at that! Fun post! I didn’t get to post on your blog yesterday…my server went down..what an inspiring story. Thank you for sharing. Life is so precious.
Shame on you! Every girl needs a little chocolate! :O)
Love the you did NOT love chocolate this week. I too, do NOT like the peppermint kisses! Thanks for the giggles and thanks for stopping by!